I'm just plain bored, so I got this idea.
It's slightly simular to Funk's stroytelling/poem lyrics (Ect ect).
You can base it on yourself, RTS, or one of your RP chars. I don't care.
Then, place them in an event that's laughable, but might place them in some deep shit.
Have fun.
Once, when Aaron was an engineer on a ship Tika captained (This was like...far back, when Aaron was still a Sergeant), Aaron blew a fuse that had to do with the ship's engine controls. The ship nearly flew into a sun (Due to the fact they couldn't shut them off nor turn them) before the gravitational pull of a planet dragged them off the course, but stranding them for a week. Up till now, Tika still dosn't trust Aaron well. Aaron also still have a problem with fuses, and continues to blow one whenever he comes into contact with one.
Royquin's always had a minor temper problem with people he could never win a bet or argument with (very few people can still do this), and it still persists in the future him. When this happens, though, Roy gets pissed off and dislocates their jaw to keep them from talking. He's already done that to Aaron before, with little effect except to engulf into a full-base brawl. Don't ever remind him about that, unless you're one seeking death.
Simon...on the other hand...has always had a problem placing air raids. Once, when the front lines was in a tight lock and not moving, Simon (Who was a Colonal at the time) placed a raid on the western wing of the enemy lines. Sadly, there was radio interference and the order was delayed by a few hours. Those few hours were costly. The enemy's west wing broke and Simon's men swarmed in the gap, right when the bombs dropped. Farok was nearly killed in that incident (And it's also why Farok's part BOW), and it became the most humiliating battle Simon has lost. Since then, he never placed another air raid ever again.
By the way, these problems will still be there when we RP.