Random little jokes!

Hey everyone, i noticed how we were making all these little subjects here and there, and i figured why not mash them all together in old fashioned pure chaos?! Like put in stuff like my english rant, chuck norris jokes, blonde jokes, whatever, whenever, ENJOY
Starting-
Sometimes something happens, and it is so huge, so epic, so damned legendary, that all of the warring factions all of the reaches of the internet, all of the bickering members of the league of the faceless, nameless internet justice unite under one banner. Every one of the magnificent bastards of the digital world comes together in a single hive mind written in binary. United by a cause, united by that one shared facet of every digital vigilante.

We do not forgive,
We do not forget,
We are Legion.

We are one nation under the internet, now...

Man. The. Freaking. Harpoons.
UNITED AS ONE, DIVIDED BY ZERO!

Lol nice. My turn.

Under the chaos of the internet, one must prevail above the rest.
Must it be you? Or I? Or the random NPC in the corner?
It matters not, as long as someone rises. Even if it's a ball of energy like Delta5.
The heroes must join, or be crippled by the masses.

Now I ask you this.
Will you be the one to fire that missile?

Note: The whole point of this is to be random and confusing, so please don't try to make logic of this either.

Funk wants himself dead.

Now how many people realized that Rob Pattinson (Unsure about spelling) was in Harry Potter?

















And something else that I found looking to mock emocat even more.... and most other anime nuts. Difficult to find because most of the posters were MOTIVATORS ABOUT ANIME MADE BY ANIME FANBOYS.