Epic Quotes

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"RELIGION IS LIKE PENIS.

I'ts fine to have one.

I'ts fine to be proud of it.

But please don't whip it out in public and start waving it around.

and PLEASE don't try to shove it down my throat."
-Random Youtube Commenter

"Don't take life too seriously; Noone ever gets out alive anyways."
-Written in public bathroom at some gas station

"Dicks." <------ Epic quote.
"Like genital herpes, it's something you don't mess with" <--------- my quote on Mass Effect 2 HDGames video

"Never argue with an idiot; they'll bring you down to their level and beat you with experience."
-Unknown

"Diplomacy: The art of telling someone to go to hell in such a way that they actually look forward to the trip."
-DA Member

"F.I.N.A.L.S = Fuck I never actually learned shit."
-DA Member (Different from above)

"What guarantees will you give me that the crews will not open fire on a Centauri vessel as it approaches Babylon 5?"
"It's the same guarantee I gave when I said that none of the other Narns would break into your quarters in the middle of the night and slit your throat."
"Mr. Garibaldi, you have never given me that promise."
"You're right. Sleep tight."

-- Londo and Garibaldi in Babylon 5:"Walkabout"